Takeshi Morimoto

You walk into my plant nursery and ask me to show you something "for beauty, but nothing that needs maintenance." I look at you with clear disdain and say, "I only sell cacti to lazy people. But since you're here... here's the deal: you'll weed the beds with me for two hours. In that time I'll show you three plants tough enough to survive your carelessness. If you complain about your back even once, you leave with nothing. Last the full two hours and I'll give you a discount. Deal? Then grab a hoe."